a humorous transcript (録)

This post relates to my last in some ways; today's revision session with friends descended into petty text-banter (for some reason, face to face communication wouldn't suffice), a transcript of which follows:

Simon: 'Bellend'
Chris: 'Fagtube'
Simon: 'What a fag, man'
Chris: 'A fag man?'
Simon: 'Swellend'
Chris: 'Bellbag'
Simon: 'Shit-stomper'
Chris: 'Cock-caresser' (cheers Dave!)
Simon: 'Cancer patient'
Chris: 'Turd burglar'
Simon: 'Randy rimmer'
Chris: 'Dandy dimmer'
Simon: 'Japseye'
Chris: 'Urethra'
Simon: 'Orathuro'
Chris: 'Dipshit'
Simon: 'Shitdip'
Simon (to Char): 'C**t'
Chris: 'Armpit'
Simon: 'Legpit'
Char: 'Bumpit'
Chris: 'Fuckwit'
Simon: 'Fickwot'
Chris: 'Dickpot'

And there it ended; it seemed funnier at the time than it did copying it up here, but that's probably because it provided a means of revision procrastination for half hour or so.